On The Left Tip: An "Art Imitates Life" Joke at the Expense of the Bush Administration

Thursday, October 13, 2005

An "Art Imitates Life" Joke at the Expense of the Bush Administration

This would be funnier if it weren't so true.

Question: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer: 10.

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;

8. One to viciously smear #7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

Hehe! Too bad it rings so true.

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